Welcome to the pug fandom.

fulmadz:

I have like 277262 kisses saved up for you

earthdad:

god: let there be light!

boy: haha and then what? (;

dadsofficial:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

How to finger a girl

gypsiesblood:

1. Use your tongue

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Don't Worry About The Government
Talking Heads · 77
172 Plays

I smell the pine trees and the peaches in the woods
I see the pine cones that fall by the highway
That’s the highway that goes to the building
I pick the building that I want to live in

Anonymous asked: in what universe is bank robbery "petty theft" lmao

stopfeelingsohonestlyattackedrn:

In what world can u fucking justify stealing

Lol the world where capitalism ruined everything and caused people to starve and need housing.
That world.

rnotherdaughter:

*is holding a butt against my face* sorry im getting a booty call

gender-wizard:

being gay is NOT a choice. it is a game and I am winning.