Welcome to the pug fandom

I ain't interested in your transphobic/ableist/misogynist bullshit. But if you want to discuss Jack Barakat's hair I am so down.

He/him pronouns.

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

Drunk people make me anxious, drunk people around the person I’m dating makes me very anxious and somewhat angry.

snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

Anonymous asked: "Both sides are at fault" oh yeah those protesters really messed up with all the angry about someone being murdered and by trying to save themselves from teargas, totally equal to killing people and denying them basic rights

willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

neongenesisevangaylion:

i want an american version of dr who solely because of how infuriated its fanbase would be with its existence

bespectacledsloth:


all-four-cheekbones:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:
Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.
Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken.  The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.
At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates.  While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.
A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.
The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.

#I am so glad I kept reading

The number of people that aren’t reading the whole thing and are hailing it as fact make me laugh harder than the actual story.

gyarados:

Why do police officers even have the ability to turn off body/dash cams

What is the point of that

You don’t put any other kind of employee in control of their own surveillance why the hell would you do it for people especially important to record