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I have like 277262 kisses saved up for you


god: let there be light!

boy: haha and then what? (;


So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

How to finger a girl


1. Use your tongue

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Don't Worry About The Government
Talking Heads · 77
172 Plays

I smell the pine trees and the peaches in the woods
I see the pine cones that fall by the highway
That’s the highway that goes to the building
I pick the building that I want to live in

Anonymous asked: in what universe is bank robbery "petty theft" lmao


In what world can u fucking justify stealing

Lol the world where capitalism ruined everything and caused people to starve and need housing.
That world.


*is holding a butt against my face* sorry im getting a booty call


being gay is NOT a choice. it is a game and I am winning.